Eighteen was an excellent time. After I was 18, the Arctic Monkeys have been driving excessive within the charts, giving younger blokes with nasal voices and low vowels undeserved confidence. No Nation for Previous Males got here out. Celtic received the league by 12 factors. Halcon days, I’m positive you’ll agree.

Spherical 18 was fairly good too. Manly, Souths, the Roosters and the Bulldogs placed on among the finest attacking footy we’ve seen in a very long time, real great things primarily based on chucking the ball about and having a crack.

We obtained readability on the path to the finals, and – apologies to their followers, however no apologies for many who have to look at their video games – it appears like that in all probability received’t embody the Dragons. The large Pink V pen can undergo the group on the listing of finals contenders and it is also going via the title Anthony Griffin.

They’re simply one of many storylines that can dominate our Energy Rankings for this week. We’re going to go huge on some, and never huge on others, as a result of I’m into full on cat-skinning territory about how garbage the Wests Tigers are/how good the Panthers are. Right here goes nothing.

1 – Penrith Panthers (-)

These Panthers carry on a-Panthering. Their NSW Cup group is best than the Wests Tigers, which tells you every part you’ll want to find out about each organisations.

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JULY 17: Viliame Kikau of the Panthers is tackled during the round 18 NRL match between the Wests Tigers and the Penrith Panthers at CommBank Stadium, on July 17, 2022, in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Matt King/Getty Images)

(Photograph by Matt King/Getty Pictures)

2 – Parramatta Eels (+2)

Parramatta beat the garbage Warriors and the even-more-rubbish Tigers and somebody leap as much as second. Bizarre, proper? Nicely…

Look: this listing is predicated on performances and the way I feel groups will go in the remainder of the season primarily based on type proven thus far. Melbourne have been second, however they’ve misplaced three on the spin and might be with out Ryan Papenhuyzen, so that they should drop.

Logically, the following in line can be the Cowboys, who misplaced to Cronulla and I’d again to lose to the Eels in finals, and the Sharks themselves, who’re first rate however in all probability the fifth strongest group within the NRL.

Subsequently, with little confidence, I current to you the second finest group within the comp and your presumptive Grand Finalists, the Parramatta Eels. Think about their pleasure after they get there, and their faces after they lose.

3 – North Queensland Cowboys (-)

The Cowboys simply misplaced to the Sharks, however they did have a variety of our bodies out and can get them again pronto. That outcome wasn’t actually a good reflection of the place both group is.

That mentioned, North Queensland stay, to me a minimum of, questionable in opposition to the best possible within the league and possibly one yr off an actual tint on the Premiership: in the event that they confronted the Roosters, Eels, Souths or Manly within the early rounds of the finals, I’d fear for them.

That mentioned, they’ve obtained a really smooth run forward of them – Tigers, Dragons, Canine – and could have a high 4 place and possibly second spot sewn up by the point they go to the Roosters and Rabbitohs in the course of August. If they will win in Sydney in opposition to an excellent group, I’ll take them critically. No, I don’t rely that Manly recreation, as they need to have misplaced.

4 – Melbourne Storm (-2)

The Storm have now misplaced three in a row and might be lacking one in every of their key gamers for the remainder of the season in Ryan Papenhuyzen.

You by no means put a pen via them, as a result of they’ve limitless potential and resolve, but it surely does turn out to be tougher to again Melbourne in after they’re in this type of a trot.

That mentioned, slipping out of the highest 4 might be much less of a priority for the Storm as a result of they’re used to profitable on a regular basis, and getting a pleasant simple dwelling fixture in week one to show up will doubtless sharpen the instruments and fireplace them up.

No Papi is dangerous, clearly, however they’re form of used to it by now. Nick Meaney SZN is upon us once more.

5 – Cronulla Sharks (-)

The Sharkies are joint second within the NRL, but nonetheless appear barely underwhelming. They did unbelievably properly within the Origin interval, going unbeaten, however they’d a reasonably merely trot in opposition to a succession of backside 4 groups and an undermanned Storm.

Wins is wins, nevertheless, and Cronulla appear assured of the highest 4: with Melbourne now with out troops, Brisbane additionally missing our bodies and, realistically, solely the Eels pushing within the different course, it’s laborious to see how the Sharks don’t make it in.

After that, all bets are off. A visit to Penrith on Saturday teatime will give us an thought of their potential to problem the perfect – that’s more likely to be their week one finals task, too – so we’ll circle again subsequent week for extra.

6 – Brisbane Broncos (-)

It’s been talked about in these pages earlier than that merely making the finals in any respect goes to be sufficient for the Broncos to contemplate this season a giant success. Their trajectory is a technique solely after years of ache.

This week noticed one other win, with one other depleted squad, and Suncorp Stadium is quick turning into a fortress once more. In the event that they make the highest six and get a house closing, it will likely be an enormous benefit in attending to week two of knockout footy.

This subsequent few weeks will go an extended option to telling us the place they find yourself after that. This Thursday evening they journey to Parramatta in what’s more likely to be a straight shootout for the highest 4 – whoever loses will actually wrestle to make it – and in Spherical 20, they make the identical journey to face the Roosters.

GOLD COAST, AUSTRALIA - JULY 16: Adam Reynolds of the Broncos runs the ball during the round 18 NRL match between the Gold Coast Titans and the Brisbane Broncos at Cbus Super Stadium, on July 16, 2022, in Gold Coast, Australia. (Photo by Chris Hyde/Getty Images)

Adam Reynolds. (Photograph by Chris Hyde/Getty Pictures)

7 – Manly Sea Eagles (-)

How bout them Sea Eagles? Manly’s scores have been enhancing massively, and whereas that’s admittedly helped by run-ins with the Warriors, Tigers and now Knights over the rep interval, they’ve racked them up in opposition to the Cowboys and Storm too.

There’s one thing brewing on the seashores. The assault appears nice and the defence, whereas by no means that spectacular, can get higher.

They’re nonetheless within the boat of needing to make 12 wins minimal to make finals, however that highway appears loads simpler now with three of the following 5 at Fortress Brookie – blockbusters in opposition to the Roosters, Eels and Sharks no much less – and journeys to the tanking Dragons and the ineffective Titans.

They’ve 9 wins and wish twelve, so it abruptly appears greater than doable. They spherical out with journeys to the Raiders and Canine, too, each of whom could be on the seashore by the point Manly roll into city.

8 – South Sydney Rabbitohs (+1)

Souths are actually clear frontrunners for the highest eight. Not simply because they’ve obtained the wins on the board – ten of the twelve – however as a result of they abruptly appear like world-beaters.

Latrell Mitchell, if you happen to listened to the Fox commentary, is the brand new Tom Trbojevic, though I’m fairly positive he’s simply the previous Latrell Mitchell, which is a correctly elite fullback. He breeds confidence into Cody Walker and Lachlan Ilias, and after they add a Cameron Murray and Damien Prepare dinner again into the group, it appears like the one method is up.

Souths’ run in may be very powerful, with solely the Warriors at dwelling – properly, on the Sunshine Coast – a recreation that you’d say is a banker, however within the type that they’re in proper now, you’d again them to beat anybody. Melbourne on Saturday evening at Homebush must be an absolute cracker.

9 – Sydney Roosters (-1)

Necessity is the mom of invention, they are saying. This week’s instalment of Joey Manu: 5 Eighth went very properly for Trent Robinson and now he has a giant query forward of him if Luke Keary is to return.

Sadly for the Roosters, necessity may strike and power Manu again to the centres to cowl for Billy Smith, who went down with an ACL tear, and so they misplaced Sitili Tuponiua and Siosiua Taukeiaho too. They will’t take a trick at instances.

Their #RoadToTwelve, a phrase I’ve simply invented, takes in some powerful journeys and regardless of a brand new discovered potential to attain factors, they’ll do properly to make it.

They’ve 4 video games at dwelling, together with the Cowboys, Broncos after which a stadium opener in opposition to the Bunnies on the new SFS, plus the aforementioned journey to Manly. It’s not out of their arms but, but it surely’s quick coming into ‘huge ask’ territory.

(Photograph by Scott Gardiner/Getty Pictures)

10 – Canberra Raiders (+1)

There was time, not way back, whenever you would have gotten $Three on the Raiders ending within the high eight. Now, it’s nearer to $5. That late name in opposition to the Dragons may properly come again to chunk them on the behind, as a result of profitable in Melbourne isn’t value a lot if you happen to’re merely cancelling out your earlier dangerous outcomes.

They’ve obtained 4 wins to get from the remaining seven matches, and that’s not not possible, they’re the group that the majority offers me the impression that they are going to lose to dangerous groups. The Warriors and Titans are subsequent: lose both and the large purple pen might be popping out.

For now, although, it’s attainable. Theirs is, theoretically, the best schedule. Manly in Spherical 24 might be make or break for each groups.

Australia. (Photograph by Mark Kolbe/Getty Pictures)

11 – St George Illawarra Dragons (-1)

The large purple pen is out. The Dragons are doneskis. Technically they’re in the identical boat as Canberra, however come on: are you able to see them profitable 4 video games? They get the Tigers and Titans, however after that…nope.

This could be an excellent factor for them, because the time has come to provide their younger gamers a run, and hope springs everlasting, however so long as Anthony Griffin is in cost, I doubt that can occur.

12 – Canterbury Bulldogs (-1)

The Bulldogs are the most effective craic within the NRL. Operating round, having a go, dropping high-scoring clashes. I requested Mick Potter on Sunday night at Homebush if he thought it was extra enjoyable to be a Doggies participant beneath him than it was earlier than, and he replied that profitable was enjoyable.

That’s true, however come on: the place was a graveyard and now it’s not.

13 – Newcastle Knights (-)

Newcastle have been mullered by accidents and, simply after they appeared like they have been within the argument on Saturday teatime, they misplaced their finest winger – and key set starter – and their finest edge ahead. They’re on their 10th backbone of the yr. They’ve had by far essentially the most long-term outs.

Adam O’Brien might or is probably not the person to take them ahead, however let’s be sincere: Jack Gibson couldn’t have took them a lot increased with the knocks they’ve taken in 2022.

The Warriors’ defence cuts down Eels skipper Clint Gutherson. (Photograph by Jason McCawley/Getty Pictures)

14 – New Zealand Warriors (-)

The Warriors aren’t pretty much as good as Parramatta, as confirmed on Friday evening, however had a crack. There’s not rather more to say apart from that they’re in all probability higher than the Tigers and Titans however worse than everybody else. New coach can’t come quickly sufficient.

15 – Wests Tigers (-)

Bear in mind what we mentioned concerning the Panthers up on the high? That, however the different method round. Going nowhere, and quick.

16 – Gold Coast Titans (-)

I used to be within the pub after the Manly recreation on Saturday evening and the second half of the Titans recreation was on the telly. Rugby union was on the opposite. The Titans, the worst group within the NRL, are higher than England and Australia at rugby soccer, which is concerning the politest factor I can say about them and actually solely reveals my true ideas on the bodily education schemes of pricy colleges.

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